Problem.

I've been to see Mike in the bubble, and unfortunately the effect that I wanted to create for the Wedding Singer ident is impossible to do in AE. Apparently I would need a more advanced 3D software to create the effect successfully.

We managed to find an effect in AE which creates a similar outcome which I'm happy with. Obviously I'm a little annoyed that I couldn't do what I wanted to do, but I think it will still be a fairly successful ident without it.